Blame it on the webmaster.

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Random sounds of an IT DEPT:

"They say we violated their copyright."
"Send that shit to Chilling Effects "

"lowercase i lowercase e......"

"Looks like it didn't get patched."

"Can you take this call?"

"Just took a call from a totally livid ex-customer, claiming that his new hosting company says our archived log files are in some alien format, demanding we decode and translate them for him .... get this....they're tarred in gzip."

"Call that hosting company kindly and educate them."

"No, don't do it by name, do it by IP. "

"I dunno what the problem was. When we went down there it wasn't the whole class was down, the teacher's computer wasn't turned on. All we did was hit the ON button."

"Why is everyone so hateful today?"

"We're working on it."

"I uploaded my files, but they don't work right. Can you fix it?"

"I can't get my email"

This is too damn funny.